lydiabutz:

This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.

I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.

(via doctorwhotouchedthebooty)

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

(via class-andshit)

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

(via class-andshit)

(Source: lerman, via ready-set-starkid)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

(via class-andshit)

(Source: boatmobiles, via peribuntmingo)

nippled:

snip snop sneeb you’re a dweeb

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